Absolutely Terrible Games – Action 52 (Part 9)

Part 10: www.youtube.com Part 9 of the Action 52 review, yeah, it’s a pretty damn long review!! In part 9 I play Storm over the Desert, Mash Man, They Came, Lazer League and Billy Bob. Errr…yaaaayyy!
Video Rating: 4 / 5

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  1. This is the best action 52 review I’ve ever seen.

  2. Mash Man’s got the same issue as Lollipops; they didn’t bother to make a ‘death’ animation frame. So it just pulls out some random crap from elsewhere in the memory, hence the pink shoes.

    Lazer League actually DOES have music, but because the programming is SO poor it just crashes on the first note… typical A52!

  3. 19. MONG
    20. SPACE DOUBT
    21. CREEMERZ
    22. SPREAD PUSSY ON FIRE
    23. BUBBLECUM ROSY
    24. MICRO DYKE
    25. BURY IT UNDERGROUND
    26. ROCKET COCK
    27. NON GOO-MAN
    28. DIE BABY
    29. GOING FOR A SLASH
    30. DAISY MUFFLE
    31. SNATCH-FUZZ POWER
    32. SQUIRTING GAL
    33. LOLLICOCKS
    34. WEEVIL IN THE MIRE
    35. DUMBREROS
    36. CUM OVER DICK
    03:53
    37. MASHED UP MAN
    38. THEY CAME AND WENT
    39. LAZY LEAGUE
    40. WILLY KNOB
    41. SHITTY DOOM
    42. TITS N PISS
    43. DEEP IN SHIT
    44. MAN BREASTS
    45. TOSS
    46. DECADENT
    47. HAMBLOWN

  4. If a game costs about as much as a 3DS, it’s obvious the game is a piece of shit.

  5. 9:00 Epileptic lightning water

  6. You should’ve counted the amount of times you had to reset… *_*

  7. 18 Iraqis.

  8. If you’re enough of a sucker to buy a game cartridge for the same price you pay for a CONSOLE…you deserve to be disappointed.

  9. You hit those REALLY high notes very well. And make me laugh when you do. XD

  10. When I went to level 3 0f Billy Bob, it took me to level 3 of Cheetahmen instead!

  11. these reviews need more views

  12. TheShockMythGamer

    8:20 Thumb-up if you saw a mouse flashs

  13. KariHikariOokami

    Donkey having sex with a 1 legged parrot in an ice cream tub. Priceless.

  14. 2:30
    no n n n n no OOOOHH SHHIIIT!
    fuckin amazing

  15. 55…

  16. I bet we ALL can’t wait into Action 53!

  17. roleplayingnoob

    this makes me finally pick up my old games and play it knowing action 52 cant hurt me from there

  18. u become a fuvking guy.

  19. nintendomaster32

    5:23 ” I’m pretty sure he turned into a Fuckin’ pink pair of shoes!!” LOLZ!!!

  20. nintendomaster32

    5:24 ” I’m pretty sure he turned into a pink pair of Fuckin’ shoes!!” LOLZ!!!

  21. The reason why storm over the desert is called that is because of desert storm. There was a war going on previously before the Iraq war.

  22. @mikeyspiky200 Nowadays Action 52 is a collector’s item, AFAIK

    Back when it was on the market, it was initially sold for $200 but they had to lower the price real quick

  23. In Action 52 world, the air density increases exponentially with vertical velocity, so you end up hitting almost solid surface.

  24. Luv this game hehe

  25. TheShockMythGamer

    Billybob? You mean the main creator of Club Penguin? And Billybob sond cool. Like a dungeon of a Zelda game.

  26. anya reminds me of cortana

  27. THIS GAME IT THE BOOM

  28. “I wish i had a robot like R110 around me all day. Dropping one liners, and maybe he could get me a cup of coffee.”

  29. i need this game to be released on ps3

  30. SoftAsABaboonAss

    I love how the missions pay homage to a lot of other games/movies. The Mansion of Madness level is clearly Resident Evil 1, Khallos Express is the train level from GoldenEye, Breaking and Entering is kinda like Perfect Dark and the Machine Wars would be like Terminator. Don’t know about the others though ;)

  31. thenewduckbillmole

    If I pretend these robots are humans, it makes it easier to kill them! Robots are far superior to humans you know! Humans go “SQUISH” at the slightest touch!

  32. @mrbob091 lol i swear that is a mario reference somehow as far as the pipe goes.

  33. VeridianClubGaming

    You get dental?

  34. MrIndiemusic101

    WHich has the most fun splitscreen multiplayer timespltters 2 or 3

  35. EAT MY LAZOR
    EAT IT

  36. @crazywhiteboytv it was

  37. tommymartin2001

    @zedox10 no time splitters future perfect rules
    IM A FAN OF THAT GAME GO TIMESPLITTERS

  38. @crazywhiteboytv pretty sure it is it has to be

  39. @acmasta619 me too whooooo

  40. @acmasta619 me too, especially when I played this with my friends and it was 2am

  41. @acmasta619 ahahah me too !

  42. crazywhiteboytv

    was this made for gamecube

  43. i would call the style at that point in the game steam punk

  44. @3Dtacos Now that was vague.

  45. @SiGhast Well its 2011 now, so yeah 6 years. Im just pointing out that this game has better graphics than some games we have today.

  46. @theothawhitemeat ‘Cause 2005 is soooo old.

  47. @DoubleXIII OH SNAP!

  48. @gecomaman
    that’s because he wasn’t playing on easy

  49. no offence but your shit at this game. i dont think iv’e ever dropped below half health

  50. fuckin love cortez. best game char ever. “YEAHH…TIME TO SPLIT…….”

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