Disgrace to Gaming: NES Alien 3 review

NES Alien 3 review. *** NOTE ONE *** This is in fact an LJN game despite that the intro saying it’s from Acclaim. LJN owned Acclaim and you can see the LJN logo in the full intro of the game posted here: www.youtube.com The box art also features the LJN logo: www.coverbrowser.com As well as the cartridge: www.retrobrot.de The game was developed by Probe. I thought they did a very poor job. *** END NOTE ONE ***

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25 Comments.

  1. desolationofsmaug

    @thee3nd first 2 were masterpieces. I just pretend the last 2 don’t exist.

  2. Doommaster1994

    thee3nd – What do you think about the music?

  3. vfIskullangel

    Contra was a true Alien and Predator game.

  4. Doommaster1994

    Dude the composer to this game sent me the original music file to this game and it’s all in hex code.

  5. ghettoprince187

    Great review. What bugged me a lot was, what was the point in rescuing the prisoners if they already have a chestburster inside them….it’s stupid really.

  6. Hey fuck face, thanks for all the fucking movie spoilers you little dick wad.

  7. @raikiriboss Yes, referencing that Genesis Does what Nintendon’t.

  8. Damn! NES owners got a shitty game,unlike the Mega Drive fans…

  9. ScrewAttackEurope

    I prefer them to NES THQ games if that’s what you mean.

  10. SegaBroadcast

    The Arecade version of this game is better then that one.

  11. SegaBroadcast

    How did you think about some LJN games.

  12. and anyway I’ve beaten this bad guy))

  13. spiderboymarq1

    i thought you said 46 prisoners -

  14. I remember the Mega Drive game being good.

  15. I am sure the game sucks and all, but I really miss the old fashioned 8 Bit side-scroller style the NES had.

  16. Terrific review. I thought about covering the game myself, but you nailed all the points so well that I don’t have to.

  17. Beautiful review, man. It shows that you really put time and effort into it and documented yourself.

  18. Truthfulpietro

    Can you show me his opinion on The Irate Gamer?

    If you ask me he needs to set his standards for bad games and frustration. I have

  19. DrJohnCockwalrus

    Truthful: James definitely doesn’t like the Irate Gamer at all. But I don’t know of anyone else he has a problem with, he supports the community overall.

    And honestly, if he didn’t have a problem with IG, then he has no balls whatsoever.

  20. I’d like to add that the SNES version was supringsingly decent, though.

  21. Alien 3 started out really with a great premise,but as soon as Clemons died,that was where the movie started going six feet under! It didn’t hit “rock bottom” bad,it was just a mediocre actio/sci-fi/horror flick. Now Alien Resurrection…..THAT’S where the real shit began!

  22. I had this game as a kid. It wasn’t that bad, but the time limit was very annoying. All time limits are annoying. There’s nothing more bullshit than exploring a level then dying because of some piece of shit timer.

  23. Well as long as it’s fun to watch, I don’t care either.

  24. Truthfulpietro

    Also, James Rolfe doesn’t care if there are “Ripoffs”. He thinks of them as funny little parodies and nothing more.

  25. Truthfulpietro

    That would be a tough question.

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