Classic Game Room was the FIRST classic video game review show on the Internet in 1999. Returning in 2008 with new episodes, Classic Game Room breaks out a review of the HEAVY NOVA for the Sega Genesis video game system. This game puts the 16-bit Mega Drive through a painful experience as a killer robot warrior fights through a space station in this science fiction video game. It’s a side scroller scrolling action game in 2d 2-d two dimensions, two dimentional. You pilot your cyborg machine bot, which they call a heavy doll (sounds kind of like some Blade Runner outtake to me) and encounter various enemies which you must destroy. This bizarre game is not very much fun nor does it have award winning gameplay, graphics or next gen sound. It’s interesting and probably will not make it to the PS3, Playstation 3, Wii or Xbox 360 Live Arcade…. that’s for sure. Here’s a game for the garbage dumb bargain bin. Be sure to watch the original Classic Game Room episodes. Classic Game Room was the original classic video game review show on the Internet in 1999-2000, now on DVD. The HD series is reviewing PS3, PS2, Genesis, NES, Atari and Xbox 360. XBLA. videos review reviews show wii bad awful terrible worst ever old school arcade
cyborg justice uses a lot of same sprites
I’m impressed with your patience, Mark, I would have been smashing this cartridge with a hammer halfway through the first level.
@Obviously I think this game resembles a video game O.o
@redeem5
Oh it is, at least when you press buttons while you’re play Shaq Fu things happen on screen that resemble a video game.
I remember the intro sequence hyping me up for what I thought was going to be an absolutely incredible game. It turned out to be the biggest letdown of my entire life. Mark is really not exaggerating when he calls it possibly the worst game he has ever played. It’s really that bad. I don’t know how they could do some things so well yet get the gameplay so wrong. It even makes Cyborg Justice look like a classic.
Let’s get avgn to review this game
I REMEMBER THIS GAME. Oh god, its awful.
When I was really young, my friend gave me a good chunk of games for Genesis. This was one of them. I shouldn’t complain, they were all free. But no, in this case, I will complain. I’m with Mark, this is probably the worst game I’ve played.
That timer during fights seems to have some screws loose too. Each second it counts takes like 5 seconds IRL.
That power meter thing is probably the stupidest thing i’ve ever seen in a game 0_o
HAMMER KNACKLE!
it can’t be any worse than Shaq Fu
guess well send BIMMY AND JIMMY after the rebels to defend ERATH, to see the ending screen:
Conglaturation! You have completed a great game.
And prooved the justice of our culture.
Now go and rest our heroes!
haha nice compilation of video game typos
Did you actually play this in 1990? Yes it’s a horrible game but you didn’t describe the gameplay correctly, as though this video was your first playthrough
@MrAmonkey7 The game for SCD was not a sequel, it was the original one. And that was the same horrible game, only with better music and some cutscenes…
this had a sequel on sega cd
for reasons unknown to me
since this one was so bad
black hole assault
@newjack1879 Yeah, he’s nothing like AVGN. Someone once said, I forget who, Mark is like, “This game is awesome it just needs more flamethrowers and a port on the Vectrex” and AVGN is like, “FUCK THIS GAME IT RUINED MY CHILDHOOD!”
Wow, this game looks frustrating.
Wow the game sucks even the sprites suck!
@YodaHasNoGrammer it’s so true! I have this game, and I completely agree, this is the worst game ever.
lol, this is the worst game ever. I picked it up a while back because the cartridge looked cool… and it was $1. Little did I know it would be so terrible.
@gszx1337
Amazingly you’ve managed to come off as even more stupid and ignorant than this lawstunner guy, congrats.
WTF so now only AVGN can review games?
And i dunno if the guy you called Mark a ripp off ever saw the 2 shows they are so different!
And i must say Classic game room is way better than AVGN!
@newjack1879 The answer is simple, the person who said that is stupid. : D
Just found this game in my house – it’s this bad, I thought my B button was broken until I put another game in.
@newjack1879
1) avgn started in 2001 but 2)They arn’t really doing the same thing, AVGN reviews bad games for laughs, this guy reviews all games for fun